Here's yet another reason why you might want to consider moving to the Netherlands. There's a marching band over there composed of a drummer, a xylophone player and about a dozen geese. Imagine sitting at an outdoor cafe, sipping a cup of coffee, and then this band comes marching by. You'll be the happiest man on earth.
The band calls themselves Ganzenfanfare. And they are for hire. Find them on Facebook or on their official website.